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I am going through premature mid-life crisis. My favourite colours are pink and green. My interests are books, poetry, music and buying new things. I was born in the wrong country. I have aspired to be a journalist ever since forever. And I am going to be one. I am also going to be an award-winning poet. My boyfriend is sexy as hell, but of course you wouldn't know. I am not tall and skinny. Neither am I short and obese. I have braces on [in pink & green]. I dont play any sport because my hand-eye coordination is disgusting. And sports is lame. I am reserved around strangers, and a complete retard otherwise.

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leaving so soon?

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Saturday, July 04, 2009
3:30 AM

I spend most of my time online. I have a love-hate relationship with the internet. But recently, I find myself hating it more than anything. I came up with this list last night at around 2 am. READ IT! And tell me if you like it. Maybe I'll do more lists. It seems I am a list-person.


Why Mary Hates The Internet
[to be continued] :


  • Free internet porn ..actually, any type of porn.
Porn (nowadays) is boring/crude/tasteless. Really. With the internet, porn in this day and age has become like.. like watching the news. It's informative at times but not very interesting unless someone gets hurt.

OMG I JUST MADE THAT ONE UP ON THE SPOT. HAHAHAHA.

  • People getting into heated arguments over nothing.
For example, in almost every Youtube video there will be some annoying faggot that posts a thoughtless, politically incorrect comment and then there will always be a few overtly defensive jerks, who will in turn, offend the faggots with an unnecessary racist remark. In a matter of seconds, the argument would evolve into one that is not even related to the video anymore. This is just ONE of the millions of examples of retarded cyber squabbling out there. It's really stupid beyond belief.


  • Instant messaging/Social networking sites. [most of you will relate to this.]
Yes I spend half my life on Windows Live as well as Facebook, but I find it sad. It's just that you know.. if you ask most people who are older than I am and are married or who are in a relationship where or how they had met their significant other, they'd probably share an interesting story about how they had tried to woo the other person by confrontation or by phone, which would require a lot of guts because in those days mobile phones weren't prevalent what more the internet. Which means they had to call the person's home telephone knowing that the person's mother/father/grandfather/aunty/gay uncle/druggie brother/PMS sister might be the one who answers. You must really like a person to do such things.

But now.. it's just so easy that it's become pathetic. If a guy is interested he'll just go to your Wall and say "hi ur kind of hot. ley knl2?". Uhhhh... NO YOU MAY NOT! How dare you dirty my Wall with your lame ass phrase which probably has been used on two million girls.

Go watch free porn because I do not associate myself with classless douchebags by the name of B0i Ciner etcetera etcetera. Speaking of B0i Ciner, there sure are a freakishly huge number of B0i Ciners out there. Tsk. Just face it, you are Malay.. Just because your grandfather's cousin's wife's uncle is Chinese does not make you B0i Ciner.

TO BE CONTINUED....



2:55 AM

Today is the 4th of July.
Today is SHAREEFAH RAIHANAH SHAHABUDDIN'S A.K.A SHARRR'S 17TH BIRTHDAY!


Isn't she pretty? ;)
I love you like omg i dont know how to even put it in words.
You are one of the most wonderful people I've ever known and I'm so honoured to have you as one of my closest friends in the world. Thank god I'm in NYP and in Media Studies because if I wasn't I would have never met you and if I never met you, wow life would suck as hell.

We should meet every weekend like we did yesterday from now onwards, even though you're with me every second in school, just for the hotdogs and _ _ _ _. Hee.



I'll always be here for you and you can tell me anything in the world, like you always do.

I'll never judge.
<3


Friday, July 03, 2009
2:09 AM

Hearing your voice makes me feel like I should be somewhere, not here. Somewhere flying. Your voice is like milk and honey and silk and chocolate and pinewood. Your scent is out of this world and every time I breathe it in I feel like I'm 5 years old [don't ask me why].Your smile is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. It's like an aurora. And your heart is .. mine.

Saturday please come quick because I miss my Hasif toooooooo much.


Thursday, July 02, 2009
2:34 AM

I LOVE BAT FOR LASHES <3
I've been listening to their songs every night since last week after seeing them perform on the Jimmy Kimmel Show, of all things (hahaha).

Damn, her songs are so freaking ohmygod-ly haunting and perfect.

...
I'm dying my hair black tomorrow.

Today Shar came over and we completed school stuff that were dued this afternoon such as Scriptwriting assignment and Marketing quiz. The rest are dued tomorrow and although I haven't completed everything, I am half way through. I say progress is good. The weather has been lovely, albeit depressing. I find everything ironic. Nothing is the way it seems to me now.

I seem to find cryptic messages in everything nowadays.



Wednesday, July 01, 2009
3:01 PM

At 3.40 am, unpublished.

Hello My Name Is Desperation And I Am A Ghost, Transient And Empty. I Am The Atrocity Which My Environment Has Crested. I Sleep But Do Not Rest, I Breathe But Do Not Live. I Am The Bottom Of The Oceam Where Nothing Else Can Be. I Am The Field At Night Where The Birds Gather. The Watch On My Wrist Is A Measure Of Who I Am Rather Than Anything I Could Do Or Say. I Am A Tree Rooted In Soil That Cannot Sustain Me. I Am Me, I Am Us, I Am Them. I Am Nothing And I Am Everything. I Am Human, I Am Fleeting.

Hello My Name Is Desperation And I Am A Ghost, Transient And Empty.




Tuesday, June 30, 2009
1:09 PM

Since NYP student's have an extended one week of "holidays", we have to do our shit online. I forgot that this morning we had a webcast thing which means everyone had to switch on their webcams and have a video conference with our lecturer. I didnt even get out of bed. I woke up and went online immediately with my laptop on my chest. And I was late. How ironicccc. I still haven't gotten out of bed by the way.

I have a 100000 things to do. Scriptwriting assignment (which i still don't know what i'm suppose to do), interview questions (because the interviewee couldn't reschedule to next week so we have to find a new person), marketing tutorials and the rest I can't even think of. It's making my head hurt.

For now, I choose to stay in bed for perhaps, an hour longer with my coffee and my 3 half-read books from the library which are due in 2 days.

I think I'm going to watch Skins because Rai is making me feel like I should watch it.


Monday, June 29, 2009
6:35 PM

Today's afternoon was spent in front of the television watching movies. I watched Love In The Time of Cholera, Superbad [hahahaha] & The Kite Runner.

I remembered when I was 14, I read The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini and it was one of the few books that affected me in a lot of ways. The book is fantastic. And the movie was just as good. It made me cry buckets. In the movie, Amir aspired to be a writer and he takes pleasure in stories which is why I can relate to him so well. And Hassan was like the most wonderful friend. He got raped by the older boys because he tried to prevent Amir's blue kite from being taken by them. I think the most touching scene is the one which Amir threw pomegranates at Hassan because he wanted Hassan to defend himself but Hassan took his own pomegranate and squashed it into his own face. Okay, you won't understand until you see the movie.

I'd like to digress on what I've learnt from the the movie/book here but I'll do that in my livejournal (screamthisnow@lj)